No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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