The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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