i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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I need you to use more vowels.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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