The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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