pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Randomize