Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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