how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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