I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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