I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
birth control should be required to get into college
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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