Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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