Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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