when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Randomize
