I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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