I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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