Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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