That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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