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(313): View more from Michigan

hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work

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(706): View more from Georgia

Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?

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(410): View more from Maryland

Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy

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(404): View more from Georgia

i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.

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