The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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