I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Sacagawea was the original milf.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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