yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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