If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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