How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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