We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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