Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Randomize
