It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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