How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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