I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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