Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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