they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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