She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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