Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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