i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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