I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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