shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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