took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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