Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
You made out with two different species that night
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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