Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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