so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
my shit smells like andre
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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