Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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