Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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