i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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