...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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