i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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