The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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