problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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