u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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