i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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