no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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