she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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