Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
