Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
they need to just BURY HIM!
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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