my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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