ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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