idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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