he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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