Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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