I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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