Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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