You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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