Soap is not a condiment
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
be right there i have to get my cape
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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