i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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